I'm not proud. And I'm not ashamed to ask for help, so imagine me on my knees begging you wonderful and supportive peeps to PLEASE downloadfrom Amazon today (or even tomorrow or the next day). It's . All it takes is a minute of your time, but the more downloads I receive, the better my Amazon ranking is, and as most of you know, a great Amazon ranking does wonders.
So please, I beg of you, help a poor struggling author break the top 10k on Amazon. It's my one and only wish in life.
I promise to pay it forward whenever you need help from me. Just email me and be like, "Hey, Karen, you owe me from that time I downloaded for free, so I'm cashing in and need you to give me a kidney."
Plus, if we ever hang out in person, I'll buy you a mermaid martini.
PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE with a cherry and whipped cream and sprinkles and hot fudge and peanut butter sauce on top.
Again, it's FREE! FREE. Only takes a minute of your time and NO MONEY.
Thank you in advance.